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For People Who Overthink Everything

Elevate
Without The
Anxiety.

You know that feeling — heart racing, thoughts spiraling, checking your pulse for no reason. We made something for that.

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Mellow Mind
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Day formula. Night formula.
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Daytime Calm Mellow Mind
Mellow Mind
KSM-66® ASHWAGANDHA + ADAPTOGENS

The pre-session essential. Stops the racing thoughts before they start.

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Night Mode Drift
Drift
GABA + L-THEANINE + MELATONIN

For when the night session turns into staring at the ceiling until 4am.

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Dead Simple

Two capsules. Twenty minutes.
Done.

01
Pop Two Capsules

Mellow Mind before your session. Drift before bed.

02
Actually Relax

No heart checking. No spiraling. Just calm.

03
Thank Us Later

Benefits build over 2-4 weeks.

Mellow Mind Formula

Real ingredients. Real dosages.

600mg
KSM-66® Ashwagandha
24+ clinical trials.
D3+B
Vitamin D3 B6 B12
Mood support.
300mg
L-Arginine
Blood flow.
350mg
Maca Ginseng Shatavari
Adaptogen stack.
Questions

We already know
what you're gonna ask.

Mellow Mind: 2 capsules, 20-30 min before your session. Drift: 2 capsules, 30 min before bed.

Most feel it within 30-60 minutes. Full benefits build over 2-4 weeks.

Most clinically studied ashwagandha on the planet. 24+ trials. Patented.

All GRAS. FDA-registered, GMP-certified. 3rd party tested.

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Stop Overthinking It

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enjoyable. Period.

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